Too Many Rappers: Summer Wrapup
By Nathan G. O'Brien on Scene Point Blank
Holy crap, has this summer been hot or what? Like, hot as in
temperature hot. Like, literally hot. Which might be confusing now
that Merriam-Webster and Oxford dictionaries as well as Google say
“literally” doesn’t necessarily have to mean literally anymore.
They literally changed the definition of “literally.” That sucks, if
anything, for this one reason alone: It’s now totally feasible that a
Kardashian sister will say, “I literally died” and not get made fun of
on The Soup. I am not OK with this.
Speaking of people literally dying this summer, there was that one
time a kid died at the Gathering of the Juggalos and nobody gave a shit
because he was only one person out of thousands at an event where it is
widely acceptable behavior by everyone who is not there to wish death
upon everyone who is. Juggalo or not, nobody deserves to die in a
steamy tent, surrounded by scary clowns and Faygo-soaked hockey
jerseys. I am not OK with this either.
Then there was that one time Kendrick saved hip-hop with his verse on
“Control,” but everyone quickly forgot about it because Daredevil
became Batman, and then Miley twerked on live TV and everybody went
insane because a 20 year-old white girl did some 20 year-old white girl
stuff. This clearly means one thing: By proxy, Miley Cyrus and her
foam finger, with a little help from a soon-to-be washed up superhero,
literally killed hip-hop, which was only very recently literally saved
from dying. Do the math – it works. Depending on your definition of
“literally,” the math literally works. And this, for some reason, I am
OK with.
Word definers, dead Juggalos, Kendrick Lamar, Ben Affleck, and Miley
Cyrus aren’t the only ones having a hot summer. My shit has been
cray-cray too. For example, when I’m not putting out zines, riding my
bike, watching Drew League highlights on YouTube while I’m at work,
running the Tough Mudder, eating lots of grilled meats, shotgunning
beers in a forest with my homies, championing The Challenge: Rivals II to anyone that will listen, getting quasi-arrested for graffiti, hate-watching Total Divas,
getting married, penning scatterbrained column intros in which I
summise Miley Cyrus killed hip-hop, or writing longwinded self-important
lists of things I did this summer, I am literally stressing about
stupid things like how there’s too many rappers. ...read entire column, including mixtape reviews and more here.
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